Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster?

Posted on May 24, 2006 

Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster?

Me know. Me have problem.

Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn’t normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.

When me get back to apartment, after cookie binge, me can’t stand looking in mirror—fur matted with chocolate-chip smears and infested with crumbs. Me try but me never able to wash all of them out. Me don’t think me is monster. Me just furry blue person who love cookies too much. Me no ask for it. Me just born that way.

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One Response to “Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster?”

  1. Chocolate Lover on May 26th, 2006 2:27 pm

    Me love cookies too!! Especially chocolate ones! Thanks for the post.

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