Woman’s Venetian joyride

A drunken Italian woman stole a water taxi and went joyriding through Venice.

The 20-year-old had been celebrating the end of the carnival period and police said she was “considerably under the influence”.

She jumped into the unmanned motorboat and rammed a number of moored boats before getting into a wild chase through the complex canal network with Venetian water police.

The young woman, who was inexperienced on the water, was said to be driving so uncontrollably that by the end of the chase all four policemen were injured and “numerous other boats” were damaged.

According to local police, she has been arrested and charged with theft, property damage, bodily harm and resisting arrest.

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This runner celebrates to early and looses the race

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Russian DNA Discoveries Explain Human ‘Paranormal’ Events

Esoteric and spiritual teachers have known for ages that our body is programmable by language, words and thought. This has now been scientifically proven and explained.

The human DNA is a biological Internet and superior in many aspects to the artificial one. The latest Russian scientific research directly or indirectly explains phenomena such as clairvoyance, intuition, spontaneous and remote acts of healing, self healing, affirmation techniques, unusual light/auras around people (namely spiritual masters), mind’s influence on weather patterns and much more.

This explains shape shifting, beings moving in and out of dimensions (interdimensional) and it explains how prayers and manifestation meditation works, how shamans can alter health and weather, it explains how Royal Raymond Rife’s frequency healing can work, and much much more. Very exiting!

Agent Ivory

Seems lame at first, but it has a great, clever, funny script. Rating: 9/10

Boy’s naked business ambition

A teenage Bosnian entrepreneur has been caught selling films of female athletes showering that he recorded on his mobile phone.

The 14-year-old, from Banovici, unnamed due to child protection laws, filmed the women who played for the town’s local basketball team from a small maintenance room above their showers.

He then sold pictures of the wet and naked women for £1.50 each, distributing them via text message.

But the young teenager was caught when one of the basketball players heard from a friend that naked pictures of her were being sent around the town.

Under Bosnian law the boy is too young to face criminal charges but could be punished by a juvenile court, news website www.24sata.info reported.

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26 hour marbles game

A Sydney father and daughter have set a new world record after playing marbles for 26 hours non-stop.

Michael Gray, 45, and daughter Jenna, 17, played marbles from 9am on Saturday until 11am on Sunday, to claim the Guinness Book of Records title.

They also raised about £2,000 for charity by taking on all comers willing to fork out £10 for a game, reports the Daily Telegraph.

They set up their marble stadium at The Rocks and say they were thrilled at the reception from members of the public.

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Trapper! - Flash
Two klaymen go around setting traps!

Mega Tank Beta - Flash
Destroy all enemies with your tank in this action packed shooting game.

Clash’N Slash v2

Planet defense game that’s redeemed by cool weapons and planet upgrades. Rating: 7.5/10

Commando 3 - Flash
Commando 3 is a strategy game. Lead your troops well to win the battle.

Battle Grounds 2 - Flash
Mix of RTS and Action styles. Protect your hero and his castle from the enemies.

Girl, 9, gets hole-in-one

A nine-year-old girl has become the youngest female ever to hit a hole-in-one.

Kate Langley, of Scotter, Lincs, hit it on the 134-yard par three first hole at a Scunthorpe course.

She will be in the 2007 book of Guinness World Records after realising she is younger by just 109 days.

She has been playing less than a year reports The Sun.

Kate, who has been playing for less than a year, said: “My coach told me to hit the ball harder, so I did.”

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The Little Buzzers - Episode 6 - Flash
Duncan and Greevil find a TV and watch an episode of Time Flies. Also, Dr. Kill-Kill has a message for our fans!

Madness Depredation

The Madness Combat movies keep coming and getting more and more brilliant. 9.5/10

Rehearsal was pants

A high school play has been axed in the US after students conducted a rehearsal in their underwear.

Teachers at Glenbard West High School, near Chicago, called off the production of Raised in Captivity.

Glenbard West High School’s principal says the matter is ‘non-negotiable’ but students are angry.

“None of us are mad at getting suspended, detentions, anything else. We just feel it was very wrong to cancel our show we’ve been working very hard on,” said Cherice Cosentino.

And play co-director Annette Bellezzo added: “Everybody in the cast is apologetic about their actions and we accepted our punishments, but we feel that canceling the play in addition to our punishment is far too harsh.”

The students say they decided to rehearse in their underwear to help them with stage fright.

But when school officials heard about the rehearsal, they cancelled the play and disciplined the students.

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