Coming Soon: Your Own Personal Sex Machines

Posted on July 25, 2008 

Coming Soon: Your Own Personal Sex Machines

The gigantic Power Bullet gives you the stealth option, because it doubles as a muscle massager and hides its complex machinery inside a velvety, matte-black cylinder. It wouldn’t be out of place in a Pilates studio or a physical therapist’s office for people to roll up and down their quadriceps, but straddling it on a pillow is going to be a lot more effective at relaxing muscles and relieving stress. Its motors provide a deep throbbing touch and its single button offers a simplicity much appreciated by tired tech workers with wrist pain. I’m just sayin’.

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