The 4-Year-Old on a Blind Date.

Posted on January 7, 2006 

The 4-Year-Old on a Blind Date.

6:10 p.m. Struggle over what to wear: the Armani or the OshKosh. Settle on the OshKosh to project playful persona. Add touch of macho with Bob the Builder ball cap.

7:47 p.m. Awkward silence. Ask passing waiter for crayons. Breadbasket arrives. Pile on plate, making house of Melba toast. Battle ensues between knife and fork. Quietly go “Ah-h-h-h-h!” as fork plummets to its death off edge of table in slow motion. Date excuses herself to freshen up.


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