German sues Easter Bunny

Posted on May 5, 2006 

German sues Easter Bunny

A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm.

Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes.

Lentze said: “The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people’s sweet tooth.

“Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time for Easter.”

Public prosecutor spokesman Christian Avenarius said: “We will act upon the complaint with speed and diligence.”

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from Ananova

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