Yuppy Scum Terrorize Inner-City Detroit

Posted on November 14, 2005 

Yuppy Scum Terrorize Inner-City Detroit
Yuppy Scum Terrorize Inner-City Detroit

Detroit’s inner-city homeless population is feeling increasingly threatened by the increase of yuppy sightings near their community. Since Abercrombie and Fitch moved in, say locals, homeless people are becoming increasingly concerned over negative impact upon their community.

“You see, a wacked-out crackhead will try and take your wallet,” Snidebridge explains. “But only a yuppy would try to take everything you own from you through litigation. They’re nasty, materialistic and self-absorbed. Any half-way civilized society would club them to death at birth.”

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