The Catwoman update

Posted on August 6, 2005 

The Showgirls of Super Hero Movies? Is that supposed to be a compliment?

I’m sure at one point during the summer you’ve seen a commercial or trailer for Catwoman. That said, after seeing the trailer, who didn’t know the movie Catwoman would be a cinematic disasterpiece? Here’s some of the best one liners and bad puns Internet critics had to offer about this latest Hollywood suckbuster.

“Halle just hacked a hairball all over the summer box office. And it ain’t pretty.” — David Foucher, EDGE Boston

“Putting Halle Berry in a tight leather suit is a good idea. The rest of the movie is not.”

“Catwoman has all the appeal of a hairball.” — Jeffrey Bruner, Des Moines Register

“Catwoman has nothing on its mind but random movement and the airing of every lipstick shade from Revlon’s Fall collection…” — Jeannette Catsoulis, Las Vegas Mercury

“Feels as if it’s been pieced together from a dozen or so Ally McBeal parodies posing as hip-hop videos.” — Ed Gonzalez, SLANT MAGAZINE

“Yes, this is a movie about killer cosmetics. Once you stop laughing at that, there’s much more nonsense to endure. “— Daniel M. Kimmel, WORCESTER TELEGRAM & GAZETTE

The runner up:

“You gotta be kidding me.” — Austin O’Connor, LOWELL SUN

And finally my favorite:

“It’s bad enough that not only are careers over, but somebody should be slapped.” — Walter Chaw, Film Freak Central

Site: The Catwoman Movie Official Website

Expect this site to be down sooner than you think.

Catwoman… You suck!


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