Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife’s Vagina

Posted on August 18, 2005 

Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife’s Vagina

Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her vagina, according to the Pentagon.
Rumsfeld strides across the Andrews Air Force Base tarmac, toward his intended vagina.

“Today, at about 1600 hours EST, Secretary Rumsfeld landed in the vagina and delivered cordial greetings to Mrs. Rumsfeld,” said Pentagon spokesman Lt. Col. William Brock. “The focus of the trip was to thank Mrs. Rumsfeld for her long years of outstanding service and continuing sacrifices, and to afford the defense secretary an opportunity to survey the vagina up close and in person.”

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