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Posted on October 18, 2005 

Hybrid Purchase Fails to Cure Liberal’s Sense of Guilt, Self-Hatred

 Hybrid Purchase Fails to Cure Liberal's Sense of Guilt, Self-Hatred

A brand new Toyota Prius turned out not to be the solution to local liberal Kalei Bostwick’s intense sense of personal guilt and self-loathing, sources reported Thursday. Bostwick, who feels guilty about nearly everything he does, is one of the latest casualties of the hybrid vehicle marketing machine, which preys relentlessly upon the insatiable burden of guilt shouldered by millions of liberals.

Bostwick’s guilt won the battle over the hybrid by forcing him to realize that instead of purchasing a car that had already been manufactured; he had bought a newly-manufactured car, causing the waste of additional raw materials, plus the making of 200 pounds of batteries that will release corrosive acid into the topsoil when finally disposed of.

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