Doctor Doom for Homecoming King.

Posted on October 22, 2005 

Doctor Doom for Homecoming King.

(A large man in plate armor and cape ascends to the makeshift stage of a large banquet hall. His regal bearing and powerful presence awe all those who look upon him, while Bryan Adams’s “Summer of ’69” plays in the background. He steps up to the microphone and speaks.)

Greetings, all, and tremble in fear, for I am Doom! I am honoring you all with my presence here tonight, for I am seeking the title of reunion homecoming king! I am expected to tell you, in three minutes or less, why you should vote for me. Bah! Doom does not plead—he takes!

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