Dear Ricers, Please Jump into the Ocean

Posted on August 6, 2005 

Exhibit A

If you drive anywhere around a big city in your state you most likely have been cut off by a crazy looking Japanese car that looks like it’s been pulled straight out of an Anime movie. This car, most likely a Honda Civic, probably went about 100 MPH in a 45 MPH zone weaving across three lanes of traffic, and blasting rap music.

ricer not willing to be identified

As you swerved out of your lane in a desperate attempt to save your life and make room for the Civic, the only thing you saw before he was out of sight was a giant spoiler, a coffee can sized exhaust pipe, and a sticker that said either “Powered by VTEC” or the name of his street racing team in this case “Da dRaGonZ”.

These atrocities are known as ricers — the name most like due to the cars’ Asian origins. Riceboypage is a site dedicated to these disgraces to the road and their drivers.

Site: Rice Boy Page
“It’s amazing what people with not-so-fast cars will do to make their cars look fast. Personally, I just think they look stupid.”

Site: Contortion Homepage
Here you may see hundreds of pictures of the world’s most flexible people. Get bent! Haha that was just too easy… and dumb.


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