Celebrities Compete to Inform America that Hurricane Katrina Happened

Posted on October 3, 2005 

Celebrities Compete to Inform America that Hurricane Katrina Happened

Fights have broken out on red carpets across the country this week as celebrities have, literally in some cases, fallen over themselves to speak up on behalf of the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

“I am so distraught on behalf of the victims of Hurricane Katrina this past week that I almost considered taking drugs for depression,” Cruise admitted at a press conference later that day. The teary-eyed actor assured his fans that, “fortunately, I don’t need drugs now I have Scientology(TM).”

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