Dog registers to vote
Dog registers to vote
A New Zealand man succeeded in registering his pet dog to vote in the country’s general election.
Peter Rhodes sent his Jack Russell terrier Toby’s application form to the election authorities signed with a paw print.
And he gave the dog’s occupation as rodent exterminator.
The animal was duly registered as Toby Russell Rhodes in the Otago constituency and sent a voter’s card but did not try to vote in the polls.
Mr Rhodes, of Queenstown, said he was protesting over ‘bureaucratic nonsense’ he had encountered while trying to divide his land for development.
Electoral Enrolment Centre national manager Murray Wicks told the Otago Daily Times: “It’s an offence, and whoever’s done it will be in the hands of the police.”
Naked woman drops through ceiling
Naked woman drops through ceiling
A Russian couple had a narrow escape when their naked neighbour dropped in – through the ceiling.
Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in the bath when the floor gave way, dropping her and the bath tub into the flat below.
She said: “I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me.
“They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room.”
She was treated at a local hospital for injuries to her leg but otherwise was unhurt.
Local council engineers said the floors in the old apartment block in Solnechnaya in the Surgut district of Russia where Valiakhmetova lived were supported by wood which had rotted over the years.
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Woman With Too Many Cats Arrested Again
Woman With Too Many Cats Arrested Again
Almost 50 cats were seized by the Golden Police Department Thursday night from a recreation vehicle as the alleged owner was getting them vaccinated at a local pet store.
In a strange twist, the owner had been arrested last month in Larimer County when 74 cats were found in her RV.
Man attends his wake
Man attends his wake
A man held his wake early so he could celebrate with mourners.
John Noble, 52, was given months to live after doctors diagnosed him with motor neurone disease.
He invited 120 family and friends to a party near his Bristol home reports The Sun.
John said: “It was a cracking night. Everyone had a great time and I was glad I could say goodbye while I’m alive. It wasn’t sad at all.”
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